June 2012
1 post
May 2012
6 posts
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
March 2012
3 posts
2 tags
February 2012
9 posts
2 tags
"Rocks, sticks, rivers... Needa come out here with...
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January 2012
5 posts
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"Darkness" from the new album Old Ideas →
Ooh yeah, ‘bout time.
December 2011
3 posts
November 2011
4 posts
October 2011
1 post
September 2011
5 posts
2 tags
Please help support my thesis film on Kickstarter! →
We’ve created a kickstarter page to help us fund my thesis film. Check out the page for a more detailed write-up of what the project entails and if it’s within your means to donate a little bit, we’d really appreciate it. Also if you have some friends who dig supporting projects like this, please pass it on! Thanks!
August 2011
1 post
July 2011
11 posts
home roam →
I’ve slowly been working on a blog for what will probably be my thesis film this coming year. I actually update that one more often than this one these days—so if you like cryptic photos and quotes and stuff, you might enjoy it.
home roam →
June 2011
8 posts
